He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot.
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Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me.
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I would be drunk with power. Man couldn't do that hell no.. Man couldn't have a bad weiner day! I love being in my fifties because people gotta listen to you now; you've been around for awhile.
I was at the gym the other day working out with my buddy. My buddy Joey. And he goes "hey, man, I'm getting a divorce. Can you spot me? So then I go home to my wife, and I say "Hey, Joey is getting a divorce.